Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021

Vanilla Popscicle

Telling someone something that they want to hear.

I asked Cheese about Operation Restrepo and he slid me the Vanilla Popscicle.

by Salaried Employee January 15, 2011

vanilla

Tomass

person 1: yo that person is tomass

Person 2:what dose that mean?
Person1: it means they are vanilla

by HighCookie January 20, 2022

Vanilla Oreo threesome

2 people of asian ethnicity grouped up with a person of caucasian ethnicity for intercourse.

we need to find someone of the caucasian ethnicity to truly fill our Vanilla Oreo threesome

by Anonymoustuxedo6969 May 2, 2021

Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone

White man with a black penis.

Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.

Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!

by ModernDrunkard May 24, 2016

vanilla soup

It's when you:
1.) Lacktate into a cup
2.) Put it in the fridge to cool off
3.) Take it out
4.) Add a tad bit of sugar

5.) Then serve it to your lover

"I served my sweetheart some Vanilla Soup."
*MOANS LIKE A PESTO ON*

by I scream like a pidgin March 25, 2016

vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024