people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you
Vanilla is the best thing ever
by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024
Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.
by smbdy19 October 08, 2023
by Kensleighisvanilla27 May 18, 2019
person who has vanilla sex, typically involves sex which does not include elements of BDSM, kink, or fetishism.
by bigfriendlynigga December 28, 2019
Brent: Yo dude i had sex with a vanilla and boy was it boring.
Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.
Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.
by Someone who is bored 123 January 20, 2022