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Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in
Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person
by RamanFox August 9, 2018
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Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me
marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021
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Sour Vampire

by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025
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Vampire Fangs

Eating someone out while on their period.
“I ate my girl out and she was on her period!”

“Bro you got your vampire fangs!”
by b a b y c a k e s February 26, 2024
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The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'
-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017
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Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.
Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"
by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014
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