LGBTQ+V

(acryn) Any lesbian, gay, bisexual, transvestite, queer and vagpecker person.

Person 1. Bro, I know you were with someone from the LGBTQ+V community last night because of the tree ring stains on your pants!

Person 2. Yea bro,a vagpecker railed me, I have blood and gizz dripping out of my balloon knot!

by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

Esther V

Esther v is pretty but sometimes evil Esther v is a good friend kinds Esther v is in love with Odessa and Portia

Esther V: I love Odessa!
Portia: I love Odessa too!
ODESSA: IM EVIL AND I HATE U BOTH MWAHHMWAHHWH

by ✰やoͥℝtͣiͫⱥ✰ December 30, 2021

V-Hamm

A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.

I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.

by TheScarletPimp November 10, 2013

Alyssa V

Hottest potato out there.

Damn id eat the shit out of that potato. (alyssa vallis)

by Evan Salter April 24, 2020

V-wood

Vagina Wood. The female equivalent of "schwing" or getting a boner.

Girl 1: "Dang, look at that dude!"
Girl2: "V-WOOD!!!"

by Meggy G... May 10, 2018

Thomas V

Thomas is a guy with the face and body of a greek god, a rhinopenis, baddiebagger and a milf lover.

Random: «Look at Thomas V over there.»
Birdie: «omg he is so handsome»

by Papi mayek July 14, 2021

V- Card

For oneself to have not lost virginity; to not have lost said virginity

"I still have my v- card, do you?"

by Willow Wolfe February 15, 2021