Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.
My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)
by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016
Get the massage unicornmug. Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.
by autrsc June 2, 2018
Get the hunting unicornsmug. I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride
by Erickom May 7, 2018
Get the Unicorn ridemug. by Jordasia21 June 13, 2018
Get the Sexy Unicornmug. Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.
by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017
Get the Zee-unicornmug. Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014
Get the flannel unicornmug. by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 26, 2018
Get the Unicorn-lovermug.