hunting unicorns

Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.

Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.

by autrsc June 2, 2018

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Sexy Unicorn

Sexy Unicorn:A Unicorn Thats Sexy And Gets Hell Of Pegases

Sexy Unicorn Went To Find A Pegases

by Jordasia21 June 13, 2018

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Zee-unicorn

Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.

Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

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massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016

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unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.

Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro

by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019

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Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

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