This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
Get the Uncle Kempymug. A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.
WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.
by Ricky black July 7, 2020
Get the uncle tummymug. 
ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?
HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.
Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?
HIM: May the lord be with you.
HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.
Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?
HIM: May the lord be with you.
by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022
Get the Uncle Cousinmug. by theawkwardbong March 10, 2018
Get the Whiskey Unclemug. by Clownonymous August 11, 2021
Get the uncle babymug. A person who so indrenched in conspiracy theories that he thinks that he thinks that's he's living in the matrix and what ever bad events are happening in the world are just a glitch.
Mother: hey son, do you see that neighbor from across the street?
Son: is it the man that is always yelling "email the developers I feel chest pain"?
Mother: well yes son! This person falls under the category of Joseph the uncle😊
Son: is it the man that is always yelling "email the developers I feel chest pain"?
Mother: well yes son! This person falls under the category of Joseph the uncle😊
by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020
Get the Joseph the unclemug.