Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.

This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!

by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010

turning on the tap

The act of turning on a woman, so she becomes sexually aroused.

When I walk into a room, its like I'm turning on the tap for every girl.

by skaxx December 20, 2010

turkish smokebomb

The act of inserting baby powder into ones anus. Then having the receiver of the baby powder farting into the givers mouth.

Bro #1: "Jane totally let me turkish smokebomb her lastnight!"

Bro #2 : "No way!"

*HIGH FIVE*

by The pig fucker January 25, 2011

turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.

I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?

by Histofact June 7, 2014

turkish

A dirty, smelly, khashish-sniffing, ass-wiping,
GREEK-KILLIG person

The Turkish army came to my country during the night and slit the throtes of all the men, and exiled everyone until there was no rememberence of us, the Pontian Greeks.

by Greek Refugee November 13, 2005

Turkish funeral

1. Fucking the corpse in the ass while its still in the coffin, while relatives watch

A turkish funeral is a very sad event, Billy is simply saying goodbye in his own way.

by Jbook July 21, 2006

tucking

Tucking (or tuckin' depending on your Ghetto Level) means to be packing heat.

Dude #1: "Yo boyz go grab tha gats them fucka's be tuckin'"

Dude #2(different situation different dude): "Oooh no you didn't! Like Oh Mi Gawd, you better get out of my face because my boifriend is totally tucking!" (yes... this dude happened to be gay and have an unusually low Ghetto Level.)

by a dude who has hair September 8, 2004