Turkey-Lurking

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.

Why are you just turkey-lurking?

by Capn Majesty May 22, 2023

Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

by Bonetorno April 6, 2021

Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.

SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.

by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016

Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.

With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.

by TV CARv March 20, 2010

turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.

Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!

by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014

Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.

When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.

by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

give turkey

Someone who bullshits or says something often that is bullshit.

Man1: HEY dude did you here that story man3 told me?
Man2: Yeah I have heard it five times differently. You do know man3 is a Give Turkey right?
Man1: A Give Turkey?
Man2: Yeah means he says alot of bullshit. He's a bullshitter. The whole story is bullshit.

That man is a total Give Turkey.

by PhillipMcKracken May 22, 2018