sausage breath

The smell if your breath after sucking dick

That bitch has sausage breath !

by Ubby1013 March 29, 2016

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

gypsy sausage

Gypsy Sausage refers to a penis foreskin that is so long and stretchy, it can conceivably stretch from one town to the next.

This guy had so much Gypsy Sausage down there, it took me longer to untangle my tongue from it than it did for me to blow him.

by gypsysausage May 13, 2018

Sausage Tosser

A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.

Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 10, 2018

Bunnings sausage

The only thing that makes australia great

Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt

by The Bunnings sausages February 6, 2017

burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011