Florals for spring

Something that is to be expected.

Friend 1#: My new baby was crying all night!

Friend 2#: Right, right florals for spring.

by Jayyyyyyyyy! July 9, 2025

Dutch spring roll

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation

After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.

by airblimpy August 29, 2025

Jamaican Spring Roll

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.

The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

by sdfgnodfghadbbnadfoghnabadfokj January 24, 2025

Hope springs eternal

it is human nature always to find fresh cause for optimism.

Even after a series of disappointing results, the coach, ever the optimist, declared, "We'll turn this around; hope springs eternal," as he prepared the team for the next match.

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

Spring

Is a bad bitch don’t let a nigga tell her what to do and is a great girlfriend all boys can tell there mom about me and bitches are jealous

Spring is Never jealous over a nigga I already had so go fuck yourselves bitch

by 5stargirl23! March 22, 2025

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Hot spring

When you put your dick into someone’s wet kitty, but it’s hot. Not like sexy, but warm. So warm that it melts your dick and you end up cumming 5 seconds into it.

I went to the hot spring with Abby last night!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023