Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"
Shaq: "Shazaam!"
by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017

by Offended by him February 26, 2018

Miles is a really funny memer guy. He also loves anime and is a big weeb, he's not the perv loser weeb he's just cool and really funny. He is loyal to his gf and doesn't cheat.
by Iridocyclitis1.0 May 7, 2019

3470 miles is the distance of love. Everybody is able to find their soul mate, just look before that distance, and they shall appear.
by trippymiles June 13, 2022

by Gaylord29 July 26, 2017

by mateo tirone March 1, 2018
