McDonald's fart

When you can't distinguish a scent from a fart or stale McDonald's, the mystery smell is referred to as a McDonald's fart.

The elevator in the Hallowell Building smells like a McDonald's fart.

by A-roo February 5, 2007

pee fart

When urination is so strong and intense it causes one to fart

I was embarrassed when i let out a pee fart in the bathroom cause it happened when my girlfriend was walking by the door

by Lilparkczar November 3, 2007

Fart Flops

Gardening clogs that make fart sounds when you walk.

Let me change my shoes before we go shopping. I CAN'T wear my fart flops in public, people will think I have a digestive disorder!

by gooseontheloose September 3, 2009

Fart Steak

Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.

I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.

by Kah-Kah Bum May 20, 2009

fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009

Nose Fart

A sudden release of air through the nose

Dixie Normous laughed so har he nose farted

by MeatScepter February 3, 2020

Fart Lava

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.

Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

by aussiemandias September 12, 2009