don't do it december

A second chance at No Nut November. Or, if you passed No Nut November and want another challenge, this is for you. Don't fap or fuck! Touching your dick other than to wash or piss is instant disqualification! Good luck! You'll need it.
"I failed No Nut November."

"Haha, nerd! I completed it! Get rekt scrub"

"That's why I'm doing Don't do it December!"
by Flamethrower99 November 09, 2018
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don't be a butt fuck

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.
Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.
by Relic8 February 22, 2011
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don't be pulling that shit

So basically when someone is about to be an actual dumbass
A: I'm about to go bungee jump down the Golden Gate Bridge
B: don't be pulling that shit...*shuck face having ass *
by Silly.potato March 07, 2020
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I don't not like it

This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.
Guy #1: What do you think of Guinness beer? Guy #2: I don't not like it!
by JoeyBomm October 15, 2021
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Don't Deez December

1: I failed NNN ;(
2: Don't worry man, there is still Don't Deez December
by I take naps November 08, 2021
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don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!
Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.
by Kittyferns June 02, 2023
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you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?
don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!
by BenderIsGreat3000 August 28, 2018
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