ideal camp

what mr. kohlwes wanted me to present but i didn't present it so now he's so fucking pissed

see above

by kwang May 21, 2003

Band Camp

Typically a two-week period of the most excruciatingly painful, god-awful exercises known to man. Usually held in the summer at the peak of the hottest weather of the year, mostly held outside, little food or sleep or water involved, many tears are shed, several participants pass out, several are hit with equipment, induces PTSD in all involved, and is usually for high-school marching band students. And I'll be damned if I hear any sort of disrespect toward any marching band kid for complaining about being in pain ever again.

Seriously, it's awful.

Still fun tho.

BAND KID I: Hey! You ready for band camp?

BAND KID II: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAHGHGHAGAGGHHGGGHAHGGAGFGFGFAGFGFAAFGAFFGFFGAGFFAGF

by SketchyBee January 1, 2020

Camp girl

A camp girl is a girl who has no friends and results to a “summer camp” to find crazy girls with an iq lower of 4 that are just like her. These girls all believe that their camp is the best of them all and that it is unique when in reality every camp is filled with girls who have no potential in life and will hold the role as house wife one day if they are lucky enough to find a man who will marry their dumb ass.

Boy 1: that girl is such a loser.

Boy 2: yea, she must have been a camp girl.

by Camplife123 June 4, 2020

Camp Eberhart

Stuck-up crackerjack luxury hotel-camp where campers are corralled like sheep and heavily regimented. Not to mention that their negligent staff slanders partner camp, Wakeshma, which is resident to a worldly selection of campers and staff, who are much more real and personable than their silver-spoon counterparts.

Camp Eberhart?! That camp was so expensive, and it felt just like school! Lame!

by Truecamper June 2, 2009

Bass Camp

A week spent as SPU sumo wrestling, gambling, excelent food, and sometimes playing the upright bass. It usually happens the same week as cheer camp, ballet camp, or high school nurse in training camp.

I went to bass camp and it changed my life

by ChuckDC August 3, 2008

Scissor Camp

Where a young lesbian girl goes to learn how to scissor.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Katherine went to camp?
Person 2: Where did she go? Scissor camp?

by Katherine Deeee January 5, 2009

Camp Bitches

When you take a girl(s) to an RV and then proceed to fuck them. Also see CB

Let's go to the RV with some Camp Bitches.

by Mike L April 12, 2004