Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.

I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.

by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021

zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.

Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.

by irrealism September 25, 2012

Zombie Headache

Headache resulting in the over-stay visit in Chicago airport due to delays.

His layover at Chicago Internation Airport caused him a zombie headache and eventually made him a zombie! Oh my!!

by Dr. Paper July 13, 2012

zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.

Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.

by Raditude July 22, 2012

zombie america

Idiots that frequent trendy places like Santa Monica CA.

People that voted for Obama are likely infected inhabitants of zombie america.

by 07TuscaniGT October 17, 2013

zombie plan

something every guy has

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same

by vaugn May 10, 2012

zombie o'clock

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.

Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"

by I can't stand it June 18, 2011