Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
Get the Perfect Womanmug. A man who convinces bitches,that he loves them but don't give two fucks about a hoe!
He gives them the bomb D, and keeps them coming back for more. Woman hate that they gives to much of themselves to him!
He gives them the bomb D, and keeps them coming back for more. Woman hate that they gives to much of themselves to him!
by Vegas_beast702 May 16, 2016
Get the womanizing fuckboymug. woman pocket, in others words the VAGINA! where else can you hide stuff for long periods of time. lol. use at your own risk!
by Lacey Rymer December 3, 2007
Get the woman pocketmug. A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!
The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.
by Reiki Master May 4, 2005
Get the honest womanmug. The American woman is the luckiest female on earth. Not only does she have her cake, but she eats it too. The American woman is sensitive but strong; emotional but highly empathetic; has unlimited freedom but also receives polite chivalry from many American men; she can express her opinions freely. The American woman evolved from strong pioneer women, majestic slave women, women who bravely crossed dangerous borders to get here -- American women evolved from the strongest of strong women and that's why you both admire and treat American women with the respect they rightly deserve. American women, all of them, are amazing.
Oh that's Hannah. She's an American woman, don't mess with her unless you want trouble. Also, I want her to have my babies.
by Usradpounce June 3, 2019
Get the American womanmug. the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps
woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!
by yngmdz November 16, 2020
Get the woman taxmug. '' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."
by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022
Get the Tit womanmug.