touch your nose

When someone tells you to touch your nose, it means to stay out of their business. It is none of your business. Could also mean "don't worry about it."

Girl: "Who was that other female you were talking to?"
Guy: "Touch your nose."

by gucciebaby21 January 15, 2011

midas touch of shit

Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.

"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."

by VioletSays December 22, 2016

Everytime we touch

A song that came out in 2006 sung by Cascada.

Girl: everytime we touch, I get this feeling...
Boy: you really mean it?
Girl: ew no

by its_lemon March 14, 2015

Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

3G My Touch

Completely badass phone that does every damn thing that you can think of, including a barcode scanner, sky maps and the ability to make Mario jumping sounds when you jump.

Damn, that 3G My Touch does everything!

by Bessuevahad September 12, 2009

go touch grass

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.

eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.

by creatorsss April 21, 2021

don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

by TJStoner September 7, 2007