A large, muscular lesbian with an excessive, over-the-top lesbian haircut. She'll beat your ass then steal your girl. Her preferred drink is a vodka tonic with a splash of cran. She brings her "friend" Debbie to Thanksgiving every year. She's well-known to explode at the tiniest sign of an inconvenience.
Hey Betty, I'm sorry I spilled your drink. Some Russian Bulldyke pushed me over after I looked in the direction of her girlfriend.
by JAZ AMP September 3, 2016
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R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."
by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
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Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.
by R. Yan February 15, 2023
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by curt coldbain April 6, 2021
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by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
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Guy 2: "When I was in prison, we did the RUSSIAN HOTDOG every day"
Guy 2: "When I was in prison, we did the RUSSIAN HOTDOG every day"
by DoughnutKing47 February 25, 2023
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