muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Muff Flapper

A muff aka pussy that gets fucked so hard that its lips flap wildly

Todd pounded April good, her vagina turned into a muff flapper and her lips were clapping for joy

by muff flap June 3, 2015

Muff bombing

When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.

“I think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.”

by Pliskin426 November 27, 2019

muff cannon

Squirting

She's for a great Muff Cannon

by Didn'tBreakaSquirt April 24, 2014

Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out

Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.

by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012

slush muff

When you have a muffin top and it slushes around like a warm slushie from 7/11.

Those tight pants are giving that fat bitch a slush muff.

by mwalk May 17, 2014

Muff Rubber

Some One Who Likes Rubbing Muff I.E Me A Lesbian ...

" Dont Call Her A Dyke Its A Horrible Word How About Saying Muff Rubber Instead? " My Mum To My Sister

by Gay Of The Day July 17, 2011