by Sassymikehumpadonk May 16, 2014
Get the mike humphreysmug. (adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
by steve quix January 12, 2008
Get the mike welfaremug. (1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!
(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!
(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)
(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!
(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)
by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006
Get the Mike Huntmug. a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.
by JayRyder April 16, 2005
Get the the Mike Hernandezmug. A Mike Island is formed when a person takes a shit and the feces breaches the water line, thus creating an island.
by mdagan March 2, 2010
Get the Mike Islandmug. In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.
Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.
by Phil95 October 26, 2014
Get the Pulling a Mikemug. Legendary baseball coach of the Florida State University Seminoles. Martin it one of the all time winningest coaches in NCAA history and has appeared in 29 straight postseason tournaments. Additionally, he has appeared in 12 (TWELVE) College World Series.
With all of those accomplishment, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship. His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become huge black mark on Martin's otherwise impressive coaching record. However, to do his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.
With all of those accomplishment, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship. His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become huge black mark on Martin's otherwise impressive coaching record. However, to do his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.
Bobby Cox has pulled many "Mike Martin" when his Braves teams always lose in the playoff.
Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.
Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.
by Navagator's Urban Legend February 10, 2010
Get the Mike Martinmug.