I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.
I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009
Get the Fake Clapmug. The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.
Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
by mike 90210 September 16, 2008
Get the Fake Footballmug. A group of 1-4 kids who act tuff smoke weed and fuck sluts. Primarily 8th graders named jack or joe. Fake bloods often threaten people for no reason and think their life is hard. They probably have shitty parents and are the most popular people in school because everybody else is a dumb ass as well
Person 1- hey did you hear about how jack dropped his juul in the toilet he’s so stupid.
Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..
Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..
by Fact spitter nwms October 30, 2019
Get the Fake bloodmug. The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.
I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call
by Ral_phie June 11, 2010
Get the headset fakemug. 1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.
We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..
by jack swaggah June 18, 2009
Get the fake-fumug. The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.
White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."
White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."
White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
by DfaceO September 8, 2014
Get the fake blackingmug. A giveaway that is mostly a virus. It does not give the downloader a prize except for a virus... FUN...
by woahDudeWow July 13, 2017
Get the fake giveawaymug.