OMAR Moment

When a person says something off topic or very stupid.

Outrageously
Moronic
Asshat
Retard

John: Banana!

Sally: Omar Moment

by MicklePicklez February 28, 2011

Hallmark Moment

A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.

"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"

"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."

by juliett May 19, 2009

tard moment

A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.

dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.

by trammyman lol September 14, 2007

Sputnik moment

The point at which circumstance reveals unambiguously the need to change.

After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.

by m0llusk October 28, 2006

Fuck Moment

A moment where you're just like, "Fuck."

You're car won't start because it's -10F and the snot is frozen in you nose and you can't feel your fingers and you're already running late so you're just like, "Fuck."

That is a Fuck Moment

by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$ December 8, 2009

sack moment

A sack moment is a time when another male (usually older) touches your sack for no reason.

Yesterday I talked to Lester the child molester. I had a sack moment that day.

by Ra_Man June 20, 2017

Chi Moment

This is a moment when someone acts very sarcastic and hates you for 0,4 seconds. The Chi Moment is also a moment where you're really obsessed with Mario and Chick Hicks.

"I won't play Sonic because it's not Mario"
"Chi moment! Chi moment!"

by SonicFanNumber597 January 23, 2021