Facebook Status Limit

Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL

Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.

by ThatBritishBloke February 21, 2011

sham wow status

When a girl is so sopping wet the only way she can dry herself is by using a sham wow.

Frank 's dirty dancing caused Rachel to become sham wow status.

by Sanf783 November 22, 2013

c-status

1. pertains to being like a beast at the current moment.
2. can also mean something is of the likable nature among peers.

Man Tyronne's fashion sense is so c-status.
Marquise, those rims you have on your new ride are c-status.

by jacquand July 21, 2008

Status Jump

Verb: When there is too many things on your news feed and no one notices your amazing status.

Muhammed: I'm so depressed

*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.

by Elluu February 25, 2011

status quote

Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.

John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"

He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.

by Fred Ledge November 5, 2011

Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

Status Effect

What happens when one extremely gay man walks into a group of many heterosexual males and tries to act like them causing himself to look stupid and even more gay than when he arrived in the room as well as causing all the straight men in the room to feel extremely awkward because they have to play along with the charade even though is is clearly not working.

The flamboyantly gay man walked into the fantasy football draft and the Status Effect took place when he started talking about how many baskets Peyton Manning will shoot this year, as all the other guys in the room fake laughed and rolled their eyes

by DirrtyJohnson October 9, 2010