Liquid Orchestra

The act of sharting, farting, or quefing into a musical instrument to preform a song.

James was preforming a liquid orchestra when he coughed, ruining the song. James is sad.

by KonKopple August 3, 2016

liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a formal or family function while attempting to maintain your balance and composure.

I’m not ready for the in-laws to show up this weekend. I might be walking the liquid tightrope Saturday night.

by MCRAzyLGB October 30, 2021

liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.

Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!

by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015

liquid dong

A fluid in which Lucas Noble drinks while playing xbox

Lucas loves a tall glass of liquid dong

by Liquid dong April 18, 2018

Liquid Profanity

Profanity that can mean something good or bad regardless of sentence structure.

The teacher wasn't sure whether the student was complementing her or insulting her. The teacher asked the student to explain his use of liquid profanity.

by Deffi Man May 24, 2021

inhaling liquids

the act of drinking cum

hey paul! ever tried inhaling liquids?!

by GuyInSpace September 16, 2023

Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.

Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?

by Tacosauceman March 29, 2023