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douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010
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text blank

Jon:
Matt: ????
Jon: Oops, I text blanked.
by the female gamer July 13, 2009
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text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners
teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
by neosushisek December 1, 2011
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Looka text

A text sent through iMessage that exceeds the 18,996 max character limit, thus causing an arrow to appear which expands the message into a text reader rather than iMessage.
This crazy bitch is blowing up my phone. She won't stop sending me Looka texts. It's like reading a novel.
by Chesterhhhhhhhh June 9, 2017
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Text Lag

The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.
"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."
by Quotidianian August 21, 2012
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Safe text

Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.
Michelle: Did you get my text?

Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?

Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.

Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.
by LiberalArmyWife January 2, 2009
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Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.
Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

-k
-k
-k
-k
-k...etc
by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010
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