Hannah-Toned Text

Hannah-Toned Text, or HTT, is a form of text that uses only petty passive aggression. The people who send these types of texts are typically named Hannah, which is why it is called "Hannah-Toned Texts." This is in no way an inside joke or an insult to someone else, this was an observation.

HTT is a harsh form of passive aggression that should not be used unless the person you are texting is a major douchebag.

"Dude! What's with the HTT?"
"lol."
"Please stop with the Hannah-Toned Text."

by itwas420just2minutesago June 10, 2020

Fake-A-Text

To pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. More common among teenage girls then anyone else really.

Omg last night was sooo awkward with Jack so I basically Faked-A-Text the whole date!

or

Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!

by xSamxYeahx December 20, 2010

I love you text

The 'I love you text' craze was inspired by the greatest website on the planet, MyLifeIsAverage. MLIA-ers around the world have been inspired to send texts to random numbers simply stating, "I love you." Genius.

The original MLIA post that began the I love you text craze: "Today I got so bored that I text "I love you" to a random number to freak someone out. I was sent a reply message saying "I love you too". I felt beaten at my own game. MLIA."

by imaverage August 5, 2009

whisper text

A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.

Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.

by PohTayToez July 13, 2009

don't text back

"Don'text back"
*Leaves on r , read , or seen*

"Don't text back"

*read*

by Yvngslvmped May 11, 2017

Late Text

We you have a one nite stand with a girl, and that following week she texts you that "I think i am late text.

Man 1: Man that girl i fucked last week just texted me that late text

Man 2: Damn, When she due

by Fuckyeabitches October 24, 2009

Schrödinger's Text

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"

by ShepherdSaint November 6, 2017