Jen's tots

To describe something ridiculously good.

That taco was on point, like Jen's tots.

by Mrroccopocco November 9, 2018

dog n' tots

slang mainly used in the pacific northwest excluding california ( oregon, washington) meaning a males genitals.

tom: i fouled manning by hitting him in his dog n' tots.
justin: oh not his dog n' tots

by jt13dragon September 15, 2020

The Kevin Titus Special

The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)

guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

Tana-toilet-titus

when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!

Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.

by Fefe and shardin January 29, 2025