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pc optimizer pro

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.
Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?
by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018
mugGet the pc optimizer promug.

quim pro quo

'tit for tat, butt lower.'

expecting to get sex from the bikini region; specifically, quim (pussy) in return for a favor or services rendered.

(from the latin phrase quid pro quo, which is often used like tit for tat).
some men expect some quim pro quo when they take a woman out to dinner.
by galt2112 July 4, 2011
mugGet the quim pro quomug.

Face pro quo

When you "like" or comment on a friend's status, photo, or link on facebook just to increase the likelihood that they will comment on yours, thereby making you look popular.

From the Latin term "quid pro quo," meaning "something for something"
Mark's photo is pretty lame, but I'll "like" it because I'm getting ready to post some of my own. Because of the unwritten rule of face pro quo, he will "like" mine, so I will feel interesting and popular.
by Skinny31 September 6, 2009
mugGet the Face pro quomug.

Pro low sippa

Man 1: "Celine gave you a blowjob?"
Man 2: "Yea it was dope. She's a total pro low sippa."
by theprowestlowsippa October 19, 2012
mugGet the Pro low sippamug.

Take it like a pro

One who takes it in the anal or vaginal area without moaning there for is pro
by InSane x STuNNa July 1, 2011
mugGet the Take it like a promug.

Pro-Metheus

An Irishman who thinks he knows good music, when in reality he listens to nothing but old shite...
'Yeh that blokes a right pro-metheus'

As the guy goes through the collection of old Beatles records.
by Anon October 10, 2004
mugGet the Pro-Metheusmug.

quid pro bro

when you do a favor for a friend because he's your bro, but you expect him to do a similar favor for you in the future.

not a sexual favor though, because that would be gay.
bro #1: ok bro, i'll fix up your computer quid pro bro.

bro #2: yeah but bro like what do you mean?

bro #3: you will see.
by Maclol October 24, 2008
mugGet the quid pro bromug.

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