A class of common law love crimes largely extinct but that generally would be awesome to be convicted of. Includes breach of a promise to marry, seduction of an unmarried female (sex under false pretenses of marriage), alienation of affections (persuading a married person to hate their spouse), criminal conversion (civil tort of adultery), and jactitation of marriage (pretending to be married to someone you're not).
by barbored July 17, 2009
Get the heart balmmug. KINGDOM HEARTS IS THE BEST GAME SERIES IN THE WORLD AND IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED IT THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE!!!!!
by Hygaoaajsui May 4, 2017
Get the Kingdom Heartsmug. A phrase used when you can think of nothing nice to say about a member of the opposite sex who may not be blessed with the best figure or the most attractive looks.
by Scott Ramsay August 28, 2016
Get the Heart of Goldmug. by MexicanMagicMan July 7, 2010
Get the Heart Penetrationmug. by Keify January 2, 2022
Get the Cotton Heartmug. Another monsterious series that was crapped out from the asses of Sqaure-enix (and SqaureSoft for the earlier FF games). Possibly WORSE than Final Fantasy, the reason why: ITS FINAL FANTASY...WITH DISNEY CHARACTERS! Whats next "Kingdom Spades": Final Fantasy meets Cartoon Network, "Kingdom Clovers": Final Fantasy meets Nickelodeon, or "Kingdom Diamonds": Final Fantasy meets Warner Bros. I sure don't want those things to be crapped out the asses of Sqaure.
If Kingdom Hearts and evil Square have thier way and if Kingdom Spades, Kingdom Clovers, and Kingdom Diamond are made, then we are probably going to have to kiss good, wholesome, tasteful, quality gaming goodbye.
by The Harmeister April 1, 2005
Get the kingdom heartsmug.