Newstead Wood is the school for the "unique" and "interesting" girls who come from near and far to occupy the school.
Why? We do not know. We simply don't.
No were kidding, with such a beautifly constructed and well maintained building, who wouldnt want to go here. Specially since they added grey bars to the windows creating that stunning "prision effect." That ever school desires to have.
Not to mention the "sexy" green uniforms, with there frumpy jumpers and the, scottish kilt like, summer dresses which everyone is DYING to wear.
Unfortunetly it clashes with just about EVERY OTHER COLOUR ON EARTH!
All the year 9-11s have an unholesum wish to dye their hair ketchup red.
Why? We do not know. We simply don't.
No were kidding, with such a beautifly constructed and well maintained building, who wouldnt want to go here. Specially since they added grey bars to the windows creating that stunning "prision effect." That ever school desires to have.
Not to mention the "sexy" green uniforms, with there frumpy jumpers and the, scottish kilt like, summer dresses which everyone is DYING to wear.
Unfortunetly it clashes with just about EVERY OTHER COLOUR ON EARTH!
All the year 9-11s have an unholesum wish to dye their hair ketchup red.
RANDOMER: Oh look! what is that red and green blob approaching in the distance? Will it eat us?
OTHER RANDOMER: No need to alarm its just a newsteadian from Newstead wood, and yes, it might eat us.
OTHER RANDOMER: No need to alarm its just a newsteadian from Newstead wood, and yes, it might eat us.
by Children that love your mum May 21, 2010
Get the Newstead Woodmug. Wood(hard penis), Cutter(Emo/cuttter), so if you add them together, it is called a penis cutter. Which is not that good of a thing.
Ex. If your sex addict, who hates his life, should become a "Wood cutter." Because chances are that you have already cut everything else.
by The Big Fluff May 1, 2008
Get the Wood Cuttermug. Wood elf. A wood elf is a really short man that has a big dick that everyone expects to have a small dick.
Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.
Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.
by KellyMan1212 June 1, 2018
Get the Wood Elfmug. a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car
by Holly M S May 7, 2010
Get the hood woodmug. A term used by men 2 describe woman who are not particularly atrractive but they would be willing to have sexual intercourse with .
by Stolaka October 5, 2007
Get the Do For The Woodsmug. by vinny125125 December 9, 2009
Get the Woods Hoodsmug. A person that usually does meth and other drugs. A large person. Someone who likes to suck and blow a lot of cock.
Quit sucking that mans cock Meth!!!! Dont do drugs mmkay drugs are bad mmkay... or else you will be called methew woods or Meth Woods
by krackerjax July 8, 2011
Get the Meth Woodsmug.