muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

by Ludan November 11, 2013

Muff bombing

When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.

“I think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.”

by Pliskin426 November 27, 2019

Muff Night

A regular scheduled night you have sex with a girl, ussually a slut or whore.

Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.

by Dom pville March 18, 2011

muff cannon

Squirting

She's for a great Muff Cannon

by Didn'tBreakaSquirt April 24, 2014

Muff Flapper

A muff aka pussy that gets fucked so hard that its lips flap wildly

Todd pounded April good, her vagina turned into a muff flapper and her lips were clapping for joy

by muff flap June 3, 2015

muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008