Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 09, 2023

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Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.

My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.

by person with opinions March 22, 2018

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a person who does not exist in your life

person 1: wheres your father?
you: whats a father?

by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023

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Someone I’ve never met.

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

by Fatherlessisnotp February 18, 2022

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i’m sorry, it seems what you have typed is not in the dictionary, considering the fact that he left. i suggest looking up similar words, like milk, store, left. good day to you.

my FATHER went to get the MILK

by Your Moms Great In Bed.. May 10, 2022

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