text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners

teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."

by neosushisek December 1, 2011

Text Lag

The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.

"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."

by Quotidianian August 21, 2012

Novel Texting

When the person you are texting does not want to have an actual phone conversation so you have to write a lot rather then just being able to say it.

Lucy was crying all night because Brad broke up with her. I tried to call her but she wouldn't answer so I was novel texting her for about an hour.

Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.

by QU33NC0BR4 September 24, 2011

Text-Ditcher

A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.

John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"

Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."

John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"

by Konnor with a K May 25, 2010

Ambi-texting

ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.

Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.

Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.

by Zorack911 January 12, 2011

Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

-k
-k
-k
-k
-k...etc

by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

Safe text

Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.

Michelle: Did you get my text?

Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?

Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.

Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.

by LiberalArmyWife January 2, 2009