we need to talk

when you have screwed up or you are caught doing something wrong or if the woman generally feels like bitching at you about something, anything, this expression will be used

when guys hear this they get nervous and are like "oh fuck"

Melanie: We need to talk..

Joe: Oh for fuck sakes...

by meLlY2 April 9, 2010

fag talk

Talking like a fag.

Also, it could mean saying things that are so ridiculously stupid, that no one understands anything that you're talking about.

Luke Wilson as Joe on Idiocracy: "I need for you to be serious here, ok? I need help."
Justin Long as Dr. Lexus on Idiocracy: "There's that fag talk we talked about."

by Kim Bradford August 1, 2007

we need to talk

1) your fucked
2) the wife found your collection of porn

situation: the girlfriend walks in on you beating off

girlfriend: we need to talk
man: aww fuck

by bigmanoncampus September 22, 2003

tired talk

tired talk is when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are uber sleepy/tired and are talking to eachother.

normally you tend to be sweeter, and you say cute things that make your boyfriend/girlfriend smile.

me and axel had tired talk last night. he's so cute.!

by HEATHERwearsPRADA July 14, 2009

Sweet Talk

Sweet talk is what most women absolutely love to hear from a guy they are into! Sweet talk can be as simple as "you're beautiful" to "I love you". It's when a guy speaks from his soul and not from his mouth to tell his woman how much he cares for her. Sweet talk is what gets women listening, sweet talk is what gets women interested, sweet talk is what keeps a relationship strong, so long as it's true.

Man: Jenny, have I ever told you how beautiful you are?
Woman: Derek, that's so sweet of you!

Man: I don't know what I'd do without you, my world revolves around you, I love you with all my heart Jenny!
Woman: That's some sweet talk Derek!
Man: You know it baby!

by Truelove101 June 8, 2016

we need to talk

The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.

"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"

by SSDK May 18, 2004

loser talk

All the stuff that comes out of a loser's mouth after he loses.

*After losing in a game of touch football*
Loser: That's not fair! The ball was slippery. The grass was too long.
Winner: Whatever...That's just loser talk.

by AlwaysAWinner April 12, 2009