trunkmaster

Someone who jerks it too much

Damn that guy jerry is a total trunkmaster

by tacobellandmetal0202 April 14, 2014

Trunk

tramp who is an idiot (twat)

"youre a prick i hate you"

"well youre a fat trunk"

by the king of slang September 19, 2014

Trunk Snacks

Salty snacks, often potato chips, that are hidden in the trunk of the car which you access behind your spouse's back in quick moments of binge eating while pretending to do something else like take out the garbage or get something from the car. Usually associated with an act of shame and disgrace.

"On the way home from my hockey game last night I finished off half a bag of trunk snacks. I felt ashamed. Yet I could not stop because of my great love for my friend the trunk snack" -Marquee Moon

by FoodieBuddha October 26, 2015

trunk pasta

Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.

He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.

Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.

by Skgrey January 5, 2016

Trunk Waffle

Eating the booty like a syrupy waffle. Normally, when the booty is hot.

Ex: "OMG! He is Trunk Waffling her hardcore!"

"The Trunk Waffle the man enjoyed last night was warm and fine."

by Name_Changer April 15, 2016

trunk ornament

A Body Piercing or multiple body piercings located in the area one might usually find a Tramp Stamp.

aka Boot Ornament

"Damn girl, that's no tramp stamp. That's a full blown Trunk Ornament!"

by Pseudonomicon June 11, 2016

Trunk Slap

The sound made when a penis hits the inner thigh during vigorous movement.

"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."

by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016