Systemic Sclerosis

Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.

(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)

"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."

by Computerised Rectal Exam January 18, 2024

K.i.s.s system

K.I.S.S- keep it simple stupid

It’s a selling tactic when the seller gives the most simple information about the product so it will be easier for you to buy

K.I.S.S system in action-
Buyer: hey, can you tell me something about this dress ..?
Seller: it’s beautiful..(that’s all you need to know)

by Syd669 January 19, 2024

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024

A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

Misconduct Ticketing System

NoPeaceNoQuiet.org has created a ticketing system where social media users can report concerns of misconduct and potential illegal activity across social media platforms that has a negative impact on victims and survivors of domestic violence, sexual assault and abuse due to the lack of algorithm removal from the original platform administration. NoPeaceNoQuiet.org misconduct ticking system (MTS) is similar to the ADL’s online reporting for cyber harassment of federally protected groups. Go to the NoPeaceNoQuiet.org website for more information.

Disclaimer: This website should not be construed as being about or referring to any particular individual.

If you are experiencing online abuse, in addition to reporting it to the FBI and your local law enforcement, you can also report it to NoPeaceNoQuiet.org Misconduct Ticketing System.

by Anonymous Taggers December 4, 2023

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023