Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

by wildslutangel May 16, 2011

sweeper

Someone who covers things up or assists in the covering up of things, the sweeping under the carpet of matters best to be hidden & covered up.

Everybody knew that Jock knew and did nothing about it...."yeah Jock just swept it under the carpet", Ally replies "Yeah, he's just a sweeper"

by Tricky BJK_KA_Div November 12, 2007

sweaterection

Noun: The appearance of an erection originating from the folds of a sweater or zip up hoodie. This can occur in men as well as females.

Oh man, I was so embarassed. She went to grab my junk, and instead, groped the sweaterection I'd been trying to hide all night.

by Paul Penispants September 19, 2010

skeeter

A derogatory term for a Hawaiian, the term arose form massive amounts of Mosquitoes found on the Hawaiian island of Molokai.

Hey skeeter get off my wave.

by mo-squiter September 26, 2010

cousin skeeter

another name for a skeezer (a hoe or slut)

Bro, that chick....now she's a cousin skeeter.

by KMAC DADDY January 10, 2008

Cardigan Sweater

Article of clothing adopted by "Urban" men on the "down-low", in the hopes of passing as straight, but often failing miserably.

That Cardigan Sweater fooled Cheryl on her date, but not the rest of us.

by Bob Pooner March 17, 2011

sweater vest

The fragile man's dress shirt.

While Frank and Joe wear their button up shirts proudly, with a couple buttons undone at the top, their fragile friend, Sam, wears a sweater vest to dress up.

by BizzyBea March 11, 2011