Rusty Squirrel 

When a guy take a dump in the ears and eyes of the girl counterpart stuffing them full of feces until she can no longer hear nor see whilst she proceeds to act like Helen Keller wailing about, using only her hands and mouth for the remainder of the foreplay.

My wife and I just got back from seeing the play "The Miracle Worker" and god knows she could go for a good rusty squirrel right about now.

Rusty Squirrel by Puppysnatch April 28, 2014

Social Squirrel 

A person that is a social outcast; often made fun of by social fishes.

Sandy was a social squirrel and was made fun of in Spongebob's standup routine

Social Squirrel by natalieryan January 27, 2009

url squirrel 

Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.

With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.

url squirrel by creative commander February 20, 2011

weed squirrel 

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.

Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.

weed squirrel by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013

hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

hammer squirrel by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

circus squirrel 

A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope

Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.

circus squirrel by Fat and Flirty December 12, 2016

sleazy squirrel 

Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!

I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.

sleazy squirrel by Smokey corella June 3, 2017