A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
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Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
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George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
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Get the rock spider mug.All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.
Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
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