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Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!
by ALDND January 30, 2025
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sperm goulash

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm
you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!
by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025
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Sperm

Sperm is cum=Cum is sperm
I cummed in my girl last night

I put my sperm in my girl last night
by BIGPUSSYDESTROYER25 November 23, 2021
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Sperm thief

A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.
Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?

Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.

Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
by Pat gently June 7, 2023
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Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
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