smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.

There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.

by Obi July 13, 2003

Smurf blower

a person who blows smurfs or someone i do not like
someone who likes big blue smurf cock

You Smurf blower

by anananon February 18, 2015

Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.

Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.

by john E Wad September 24, 2009

Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.

Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.

by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016

Smurfing

In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.

Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win

by BabyLayla December 13, 2019

Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.

Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.

by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020