papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty

Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.

by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022

Smurfing

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.

"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."

by Lee1965 February 20, 2015

Smurfing

The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.

Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!

by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

Smurf

A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf

Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?

by Zurgzy June 1, 2021