Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

by Cazz February 10, 2021

smurf

When your pp is too small and she laughs and you become sad(blue).

James: Hey Honey!
*takes down pants*
Honey: How is it so little??
James: I'm sad :(
Honey: Don't be smurf

by englishman69 February 11, 2021

Smurf

To have sex.

Beth smurfed Rio.

by Fleahotbag March 14, 2021

Papa Smurf

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler

Ayo Fuckwad ur a papa smurf

by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021

Gold Smurf

When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.

Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"

by Pebpebs April 23, 2021

Smurf

A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf

Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?

by Zurgzy June 1, 2021

Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.

“Dude she was so bad”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”

by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024