by greenpeaness February 5, 2010
Get the Smeartard mug.A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”
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by CBNorwood October 21, 2019
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She is such a smearball. Such a waste of life. Her son is too. They both are smearballs! They just live to be pathetic shit talking smearballs!
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Get the Smeared Whitney mug.“Ethel got up off the church pue after a arduous sermon from Fr. Groper and stained across the polished oak, an ungodly rusty smeariod remiscent of the 170mph tire marks of an McClaren F1 leaving the track at Silverstone.”
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