Scootchin

Technique used to wipe your ass on the carpet.

Our dog “Annie” was Scootchin across the living room due to the Covid19 shortages.

by Todfather March 26, 2020

Saloot

The wrong way to spell "salute".

Friend: Hey! I just won the lottery!
You: I saloot you.
Friend: umm...

by Lil' Tiny June 11, 2020

scootamaroo

A thingamabob but better, best thing on Earth!

I love to play with my scootamaroo

by Scootamaroo July 6, 2020

Shoot the Messenger

A party game where you take the last three people you messaged, and the group chooses one thread to be read out loud, unless you use your veto

"Let's play Shoot the Messenger"
"Okay, you first"
"Alright, my last three convos are with Alex, Will, and Jill"
"I choose the Jill convo"

by insomniack November 13, 2020

Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020

Scooter head

Fricken swag asf

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly

by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021

shoot around

shoot with a basketball

i’m about to shoot around with the bros

by benjii July 2, 2021