sloppy jose

When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.

Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.

by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield November 6, 2008

Sloppy Feta

Apparently feta is Swedish for fanny.
Therefore, Sloppy Feta needs no explanation.

Your mum has a well sloppy feta.

by big gav teh tank January 15, 2009

Sloppy Glove

When a man cums in his hand and then slaps a girl in the face with his cum filled hand.

Dude i fucking sloppy gloved that girl last night

by Luke PieStalker February 6, 2010

Sloppy Blobber

A wet, saliva covered blow job.

Dude, that chick gives the best sloppy blobbers ever! I'm surprised she isn't dehydrated afterward.

by TimInBoise March 30, 2010

Sloppy Floyd

Kind of like a sloppy joe, but made with shit and menstrual fluids.

I just looked in the toilet and my girl left me with a sloppy floyd!

by James H. Floyd June 1, 2010

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013

Smoopy

1.Noun: A portmanteau of "small" and "poopy."
2.Noun: A small poopy.
3.Verb: To defecate a small amount of feces.
Smoopied, smooped, smooper

My pet rabbit made a smoopy.

by Piskull March 29, 2015