Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.

Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better

by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019

Simon

A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon

"hello Simon how are you"

"HEROW DHERRE HOOWARE OU"

by big boy676 December 19, 2019

Simone Charlton

A ginger little bitch that thinks she can get with anyone

Stop being Simone Charlton hew

by Aiddogggggg January 29, 2020

Simon

Not yes, or no, in the middle, like diagonal

I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.

by Mariana y Martín February 11, 2020

Simon

Not yes or no, in the middle, like diagonal.

Wow, this food is pretty Simon

by Esposo y esposa February 11, 2020

simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast

simon is a dick

by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020

Simona

Simona is a women that loves Beauty
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises

And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy

But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to

Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.

Simona: stop sniffing

Boy 1: oh my god you’re definitely a Simona

by XZAV...HALP MEH March 5, 2020