schrödinger's fat-shame

You go up to someone who looks pregnant, but you aren't really sure, and you ask them "How's the baby coming along?" There's a 50/50 chance of them actually being pregnant.

I just schrödinger's fat-shamed that person over there and they slapped me across the face

by d e f i n i t e November 14, 2021

walk of shame

Being escorted off the premises when you've been fired from a job because they're afraid you'll go off.

"Did you see him taking the walk of shame with security?

by PkTechGirl December 7, 2003

The Walk of Shame

The aftermath of ejaculation to the point of getting semen everywhere, especially your hands, thus having to walk to the sink to wash off your shameful act.

"Dude, why we're you in the bathroom so long?"

"Ugh, I just did The Walk of Shame!"

by nocturnal_potato June 11, 2014

walk of shame

When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.

Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bob: SCREW YOU ALL! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*

by Kay March 20, 2004

no shame

The act of fingering a girl and then inserting your fingers into the partners mouth.

Damn i was dacing with this hoe and i pulled the no shame. She almost puked

by Bimmer May 30, 2003

crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

shamalamadingdongdelicious

when you get your dick sucked while watching M. night shamamalama while eating food.

"Last night was shamalamadingdongdelicious. Kim and I were at my house and we were watching The Village when my mom walked in and offered us some fruit. Then it began..."

by moby merlin July 29, 2009