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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012
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wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis
John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing
by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013
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hood scratch

"Got any 'hood scratch Mike?"
by Bugera July 2, 2015
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trash scratch

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash
Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!
by Topandtail April 4, 2016
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Skun Scratcher

A hand made tool used to scrape the residue out of the stem of a skunnie,slang for meth pipe,so it can be smoked again
I gotta find or make a skun scratcher so I can finish,what's left in the skunnie and shut it down an sleep awhile
by F.L.A.W. EN July 12, 2016
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The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.
by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
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