sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 May 3, 2011

sausage boy

An Indian cocain dealer who lives in the hood of north Latvia whose children are named Lamp and Blanket (in indian of course).

Person 1: Did you call sausage boy? i need my fill (of cocain).
Person 2: Yeah, he's on his way.

*Conversation originally held in Latvian

by itsbritneyyybiatchhh November 4, 2018

Bunnings sausage

The only thing that makes australia great

Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt

by The Bunnings sausages February 6, 2017

foreign sausage

Guys from another dorm. Used in a derogatory sense towards men who are trying to get into a party at a neighboring all-male dorm when there already aren't enough women to go around.

"You guys don't live here"
"So? There's a huge party here; we thought we'd come mooch your women and your beer"
"Dude, no foreign sausage"

by AngelaH May 12, 2008

sausage breath

The smell if your breath after sucking dick

That bitch has sausage breath !

by Ubby1013 March 29, 2016

Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015

burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011