That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005

Salad Ass

When you eat too much salad/roughage causing loose stools giving one the ability to identify the different vegetables within the feces. Unrelated to tossing salad.

I had a huge Greek salad last night for dinner and this morning I have salad ass.

by SweetFish February 17, 2010

That's what she said

A response that is often said to make things sound sexual.

Gym teacher: The goal here is to score on both ends.
Students: That's what she said!

Person #1: Could you please pass the cream?
Person #2: That's what she said!

Person #1: Why is it taking so long?
Person #2: That's what she said!

by fdjiosfjdios January 13, 2009

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

Salad fart

When you or someone is tossing salad and that person farts in your mouth!

Jane: What the fuck Tom did you just fart in my mouth?!?
Tom: Yea how's that salad fart taste!

by Ajdnls June 13, 2015

Saidat

Saidat is fortunate, industrious, respectful, down to earth. Her mum is her biggest fan. She loves easily and gives what it takes to her parter. If you have a Saidat in your life, you can't afford to loose her for another person

Saidat is a blessing to everyone that owns her.

by Fortunate February 2, 2020

fruit loop salad

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.

holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad

by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010