A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong
Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons
by Kingguff January 14, 2015
Adam: "Yo, George. You crack stick today?"
George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*
George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*
by vinzor5000 June 09, 2021
I was walking down the hall behind that girl from legal and her tight pants with no panty lines gave me a quarter stick.
by Rusty Shackles May 10, 2012
Zoey: "oh shizzle sticks, I completely forgot the Science Test was today!"
Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"
Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"
by fpsdoodle January 24, 2009
1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
by Eduardo666 March 12, 2007
In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"
by two possum power March 05, 2008
General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.
by Eric August 15, 2003