cat status

Someone who is very annoying, confusing, or uncomprehendable. They may also consider themselves to be unhuman; in fact, they may consider themselves of the cat species. They may be caught meowing to themselves, scratching on doors, or lapping milk.

Q: "Why is that girl playing video games and meowing while I'm trying to write my paper?"
A: "She's approaching cat status."

"I'm just going to go in my room now, close the door and lock it."
*scratch... meow...*
"Oh Gosh, she's at my door... CAT STATUS!"

"You're being SO annoying! You're at cat status."

by MeowMix110 January 29, 2009

Grizz Status

When someone has risen above the norm at something and excelled; used as a congratulations.

Dude, you were on that grizz status during that soccer game.

by Suh-wag October 19, 2011

Wong-status

(Adj.) Refers to someone who is extremely high and has squinted eyes because of it. Derived from the word "Wong" which is a common Asian last name.

"Wow, look at Cameron. He's so wong-status right now"
"After smoking marijuana, one may experience the act of being wong-status."

by SwagOG November 17, 2011

Non-statement

A futile statement, which points out the obvious, in a situation where you cannot make a contradicting claim.

A random company might state on their website: "We shall comply with all laws and regulations governing information security".
Obviously, they cannot make a contradicting claim, e.g. "we will not comply with laws and regulations, if we bloody hell do not feel like it".
Thus the policy statement in the web page, is a non-statement.

by Santos the enormous September 25, 2018

New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Toxic) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can flame other people and fight some civil war.

X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying

by jak a rama May 17, 2021

The Ohio State University

A university located in Columbus Ohio. A member of a conference of universities of whom ALL of which are ranked within the top 30 public universities in the nation, a fact which no other conference can claim to, especially the SEC, which only has one school which is worth a shit. Ohio State prides itself in being a university that does more than recruit good college football players, because as it turns out, in the big scheme of things winning football games and hiesman trophies doesn't really mean shit. Though ironically, Ohio State has won more games and heisman trophies than almost anyone.

Oh, you care about what you do with your life AFTER college? Go to The Ohio State University or another Big Ten school

by bucks_rule January 25, 2011

San Diego State

In 2 weeks at State all of this can happen.... 3 people in jail, one in mexican jail! a sleepover at a mexican taxi cab drivers house, 3 drunk girls wet the bed, 3 hospital visits. taking care of drunk RA's, floor whore gets around some more, watch out for couples in the shower(straight and gay) and unlocked doors, roomate violence and walks of shame! oh ya and all of this is told to you the next morning b/c you obviously blacked out!!

Roomate A: i have a test today
Roomate B: what class?
Roomate A: no, i think i have Herpes!
Roomate B: ya know what they say, 1 in 4 girls have an STD at San Diego State

by Tenochca May 9, 2006